Shower Time

I always loved shower sex because it made me extra slippery and wet
But I didn't know it would make your Mr. look like my chilhood pet
You had me pinned against the wall with heavy grinding
And All I could think about was hang gliding
You kept whispering "Is it good baby."
While I kept replying "I don't know, maybe."
Then you started to speed up and add more force
But it just made me uncomfortable like I was riding a horse
You tried to do the usual titty sucking
So I responded with a little fake moaning
I'm usually a devoted participant in shower sex
But this go around was leaving me heavily vexed
You started to slow down and jerk real hard
I was thinking this had to be a joke like a funny Halmark card
Then you busted that quick nut
While i'm sitting there like what the f***Then you had the never to say "Now I know that pussy is mines."
And I replied "No, I expected shower sex but instead we just had shower time."

- Authentic Jay